Completely worthless, useless.
As useless as tits on a chicken.
A large woman that sits on your lap and does your billing. For 25 cents an hour
Man I really need a lap chicken
Having sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis
Aye man i fucked this bitch last night, she made me go dead chicken
for real; deadass
Originates from South-side St. Petersburg, Florida. Unknown etymology.
also sometimes "off chicken"
Person 1: Rodney said he was tryna get freaky with the coach.
Person 2: That dude is trippin', off chickens.
The leftovers of a roast chicken are placed in the bed/pillow of a friend.
If Rob doesn't stop bitching out I'm going to chicken submarine him
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A character of surfs up and is often used to compare a individual to a stoner.
“Oi mate your legit chicken joe”
Chicken Joe is the main side character for comedic relief. Chicken Joe is first introduced on the back of a whale hitting a bong with Cody Maverick (his new best friend). Unfortunately Chicken Joe has a crippling addiction to marijuana and goes on a walk through the jungle high off his nuggets on rope and nearly gets cooked alive by natives.
He is accepted into a surfing companion because Mikey Abromowitz lost a bet then proceeds to win while high out of his mind and doesn’t even notice.
Chicken Joe knows professional wrestlers such as John Cena and The Undertaker on a personal basis.
Let’s go get high with Chicken Joe.
Chicken Joe is the best surfer.