n. chong
vb. to chong, chonging
to vape, or juul (for the yankees)
usually refers to a fat tank, such as a chunky smok or Aspire mod
chad: yo, you got chong?
david: nah, but i was just chonging in the bathroom with Spike
Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!
Gradation above a chode but below a dong
Ya know she's a keeper of she can suck the chong from behind.
To roughly assemble something.
How quickly can you Chong this window frame together?
Just doing a bit of Chong to this bookshelf.
If something smells disgusting/unbearable it 'chongs'
another more passionate word for 'stinks'
Willy T, the work colleague on the desk next to you, farts...
'Will, what have you eaten because that absolutely chongs?!'
Another word for 'Vape' but cooler and arder.
'It Chong O'clock.'