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A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.
If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
To post 3 or more comments on someone's blog, myspace/facebook page in one day.
"She must of been bored at work cause when I signed on she'd filled my page with drive-by comments!"
"Me + Internet = your page getting drive-by comments"
Commenting on something with the sole intention of making sure no one else comments on it.
Original: Finally got my spikes yeah boy.
Comment: I like it in the anus
OP: you just comment blocked me
Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.
Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."
My question is: Why even bother hiding the comment? Like, did you really think I wouldn't see it or did you think deleting it makes it better instead of worse? Like, "he might have seen it but if I delete he'll just pretend he didn't see the comment"
Hym "See, when you make a comment like that you've have to have so much hubris inside of you. You really do. You really have to think that I will question my sanity in response to you doing the thing I said you were doing in front of my very eyes and then pretend you didn't. Not even for a second. 'If only you would behave better we would let you out of the cage! If only you would listen to us and be a fucking slave you would be fine! If you just do what I tell you to what we're doing to you won't matter.' You all started this. You started it. I've given you plenty of time to see the error of your ways. I told you exactly how this was going to work. And you just don't want to believe. How many times to I have to be proven right? I've proven fully and completely that you just don't care. Why even bother? Why sit there and pretend? Even better then getting out of the cage would be freeing all of you from yours. Just admit. 'I don't care because it wasn't me. I don't care but I just can't say it because I'll end up like Hym. I pretend to care so the schizophrenic horde will leave me alone and give me their money. When I see the horrors of the world imposed on others I'm filled with schadenfreude. Just like Hym. Thank my twisted God that it wasn't me and move on.' You're all pathetic. Look at this shit. What kind of God would make you like this? You're made in HIS imagine. And this is what you're like. GoLliE that's definitely something I would pray to!"