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Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)
OH her? No, she has a covid cooch. Id only go down there if have covid.
NO, URBAN DICTIONARY! I DON'T WANT A FUCKING COVID INFECTED MUG AND NECK GAITER!!!
let's be honest, you only typed this to see "get the covid infected neck gaiter and mug."
The new official orwellian name for "monkeypox." The World Health Organization (WHO) changed/rename monkeypox over concerns from scientists that the name is "discriminatory and stigmatizing."
According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
Gay Man 1: Eeeeeew, what are all those bumps and sores on your face? You need to see a doctor about that?
Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.
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A person who sexually harassed someone while quarantined for an illnesses.
John got corona virus, he told me he is now a Covid-Weinstein.
So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive
You won’t get sick from my cook’n my kitchen is covid clean.
A couple that started dating during COVID-19 pandemic. They are like a regular couple except everything happens at 10x the speed as all they have had to do is get to know each-other.
Per1: Wow are they moving in already? It’s been 2 months?!
Per 2: Yeah, they are a covid couple it makes sense
Someone, or some entity, which will come in during the aftermath of Covid restrictions which destroyed economic activity and killed many small businesses, which will buy up those businesses for significant discounts once restrictions are removed and economic activity is allowed again in that sector. Many of these entities will have political connections and will have helped institute these restrictions in the first place.
That corporation was a Covid Carpetbagger for that local restaurant chain, that family lost their entire livelihood.