Cow Juice

The white liquid expressed from a cows udder called milk

Do you want some Cow Juice in your coffee ?

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fat cow

oprah.

enough said

man #1: hey what's the name of that fat cow with that show?
man #2: oprah?
man #3: yeah, that's it. wow she really is a lard ass.

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chocolate cow

Cows that produce chocolate milk.

Q: Where does chocolate milk from?
A: Its comes from chocolate cows, motherfucker!

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Cow fishing

It is first necessary to obtain an extra long, sharp hook. Bait the hook with really good grass or wheat. Go to a cow pasture and drop the hook, with the other end connected to the hitch of your truck. Floor it when you get a bite. Then drag the cow away from the farmer with the shotgun after he sees the atrocious acts you're commiting on his livestock

Cletis: OW, there be a shotgun pellet in my ass
Claude: Shouldna gown cow fishin'

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Cow Licker

Someone who likes to lick loose pussy.

Look at Calvin! He's such a cow licker!

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cow licker

some crackhead that likes to lick cows

MMMM Cows i love to lick them

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MAD COW

MAD COWs - Mums And Dads & Carers Of Wobblies. And acronym for the parents and carers of people with a disability. Originated in South Australia in 2009 by mothers at a disability playgroup.

Missy is off to her MAD COW group.

Tash is having the MAD COWs over for a BBQ.

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