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Someone you can make disappear without a lot of thought or effort if you got the money.
Girl- Oh, I thought that guy was a Craig when I said that hilarious thing about the hitman. I didnt know what I was saying. I would have never said that if I knew what I was saying.
Guy- Not everybody thought it was hilarious.
A full-time food delivery driver who knows it all but is too short to see over the steering wheel so he has to sit on a phone book.
All you do is bitch, stop being such a Craig! Um, k?!
A fucking bitch 1 inch cock. Sits on his ass eating doritos watching porn while struggling to reach over his fat rolls to grab his tiny ass dick. A loser faggot that can't talk to girls and orders 3 large burgers everytime he pulls up to the drivethru. He is a crack addicted asshole who is also incredibly homosexual. He loves to get pegged by little kids
A ripped dude that has too much testosterone. Upsetting him results in yelling to immediate violence. He doesn't give a fuck about the Manager, he goes straight to the punch. That's what you call a guy Karen. Usually results in a public freakout to bystanders showing justice served.
Derived from searching for an equivalent name for a Karen, but for a guy. Kyle sounded to soft. So Craig, Craigslist Trash, to Craigons and Kraken (Clash of Titans 1981 monster that just expects any sacrifice) derived the term.
"Craig doesn’t give a shit about the manager, just wants to fight."
"Yo - those Craigons just got wrecked. Why did they mess with that chad on the motorcycle."
"TF, that Craig just bitch slapped the bartender for getting cut off. Everyone jumped his ass."
A verb describing the action of craiging someone; to craig an individual.
Person: I should get all my Ex's numbers and send em' a craig.
This example uses craig.
A verb describing the action of craiging someone; to craig an individual.
Person 1: Should I get all my ex's phone numbers and then send them a Craig?
Craig is used in this example.