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criming

sucking a big hairy juicy nob

millers: anyone else f***ing criming tonight?
johno: me!
millers: lol

by craigthelegend May 16, 2022


Crime Pickle

A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.

Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.

That Crime Pickle is so good at Tax Evasion.

by GrinchMan25 November 18, 2022


Bigrant Crime

Word blend for "Biden migrant crime". Invented by Donald Trump to blame president Joe Biden for a new category of crime and it's gonna be worse than any other form of crime.

We'll call it, from now on, Biden Migrant Crime, okay?
It's bigrant crime.
This is, we'll call it, I got it, bigrant.
Let's call it bigrant.
Biden crime.
Bigr .. , oh, that's good, that's smart.
*points finger to this head*

- Donald Trump

by m0m3 July 24, 2024


crime time

Crime time is all the time. It is a phrase used for when you feel it is time for some crimes.

“Hey, wanna go commit arson at the 7-11 with me?”
“Sure! It’s crime time babyyy!”
(these two people probably proceed to get married because arson is a bonding experience)

by genderqueer_mushroom August 31, 2020


Word Crimes

When you spell the same paragraph as someone else only in different spelling.
"Just keep in mind that "be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not letters
Get it together
Use your spell-checker
You should never
Write words using numbers
Unless you're seven
Or your name is Prince" - Weird Al (Word Crimes)

Behold the fall of literacy, it started with and emote and ended with a whimper. I hate these WORD CRIMES.......

by Stillwatter August 21, 2022


Crime Boy

a person, usually a male, who will rob anything with anything.

James: "did you hear what happened to Nick?"
Henry: "yeah didn't he rob that dog with a wallet?"
James: "Yeah nobody knew why a dog had a wallet but nick robbed it. He's a crime boy."

by Pheonix272008 December 28, 2021


Mobile Crime Scene

The Mobile Crime Scene is usually a dilapidated RV that runs well enough to move its tweaker occupants to various locations around town. RV's are preferred since their classification as a "home" makes search warrants more difficult to obtain. The term can also apply to creepy cargo vans or other vehicles that look to be used for nefarious purposes.

If something smells funny in the neghborhood you should check if the tweakers have set up a Mobile Crime Scene and started cooking up meth.

by random thoughts May 24, 2012