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Hate Crime

that thing you do to the Dunkin Donuts cashier when they remove the seasonal donuts a week before they are fucking supposed to.

I just want fucking donut, don't make me commit a Hate Crime again.

by bigwillydanielson November 16, 2022


Hate crime

When you hate your ex-girlfriend so much. You fuck the hate right out of you and her.

Mark. You need to give Amber a good hate crime

by Michael_Todd October 17, 2022


crime stop

An idea that is casually accepted and provides a quick and satisfying explanation of an issue where a deeper analysis would lead to thought crimes.

When I told my mother that the emperor is naked she said that only stupid people don't see the emperor's clothes and I can't get past the crime stop.

by Sp2An January 13, 2024


crime against cinemanity

(ˈkrīm ə-ˈgen(t)st cin· e·man· i· ty)

noun
: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).

The Syrian refugee wept for her soul, her family, and the world as she witnessed the cruelest work humanity had to offer. She just watched and witnessed The Hottie & the Nottie (2008). That was a soul crushing crime against cinemanity experience.

by Tsarstepan December 13, 2019


suicide crime

A crime committed out of desperation for money and has a very low chance of success. A person is hungry, homeless or has a family member who is sick. As income inequality worsens, more of these crimes will occur as people around the world struggle to survive. crime, criminal, desperation, criminal justice system, perpetrator, police, suicide mission, suicide, desperate act, incarceration, income inequality, the 1%, the 99%, rich, poor, suicide crimes

You’re going to rob the store next to the police station during the day. I’ve got to Tom, I need money for my dad, he can’t afford his medicine and will die without it. That’s a suicide crime Dave.

by joecoolthefool March 23, 2018


Christmas Crime

Term coined by Kid Cudi to describe the stealing or selling of something in order to give a child a gift for Christmas.

"Hey scott, how'd your mom get you that new iPod?"

"I dont know, she probably Christmas Crime'd it."

by bstank1 September 24, 2009


Be gay do crime

Lochlan.

Person #1: who is lochlan?
Person #2: he is be gay do crime.

by Gay09 February 23, 2022