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only the coolest people are named Dakota. Dakotas are sexy, smart and probably kind of crazy. Despite that, they are super sweet and an amazing person. Never leave a Dakota because you’ll regret it anyway. There are people that left Dakota’s who are allegedly sitting around in glen iris feeling lonely because they are without a Dakota :(
Hey have you met Dakota?
Yeah they’re so cool I can’t even!
Dakota is so sexy and incredible. no one should ever leave a Dakota. if you do, it is most likely you sit around in glen iris for the rest of your life regretting your decision because you must be a loser if you leave a Dakota. rip them because Dakota is super awesome and succeeding in life
a: where does someone who left a Dakota live
b: probably somewhere boring like glen iris
Dakota is usually very gay. Dakota also has a very interesting sense of humour that might scare you; They dont like little kids, adults, teens, or just normal people in general. If you come across a Dakota you might realise how hota dakota is.
Dakota also has a big balls and a likes bo0b1es. They also like peppa pig because its hota like Dakota.
Dakota likes to sleep with deez nuts next to her as it warms her and keeps her safe.
Dakota hates her dad because he gives more attention to little sister and yells at her for no reason.
Dakotas friends with a grace because grace is a hota too.
Grace is hota like Dakota.
But no dick is bigger than dakotas.
oh my shitty mc titties, -dakota
oh my grillie mchotas -grace
Dakota is a person, who thinks they are a hard dom, but they aren't. they are a soft little guy. Dakotas have great personalities. they are one of a kind and honestly they are the best. and they usually fall for people named zero.
dakota is such a great guy, zero is lucky to have them.
Low standards and will suck off rich old men for money. Dakota looks like a deformed pitbull that’s had shit rubbed all of its face. Gets pissed off easily and will have a tantrum and start crying.
Guy 1: Why’s that deformed dog crying
Guy 2: Oh that’s just Dakota having a tantrum
Has the biggest tits you've ever seen, the baddest bitch you will ever meet. Super hot, but also really caring , the most loyal friend you can have. But somehow simultaneously the most petty and bitchy person you will ever be friends with. Do no wrong by her, and she'll do no wrong by you.
"my friend dakota just killed a bitch in cold blood for hitting on her boyfriend"
"Is that the same one who made you a cake because you were slightly sad"
"yeah I know, crazy right?"