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Butchers Danger Wank

The act of self pleasure where one (usually a butcher) takes a freshly sharpened knife and places it underneath his scrotum whilst masturbating. Knowing that any slip or excessive movements will cause severe damage adds to his depraved sense of excitement.

Mum warned me not to use her good steak knives if I was to have a cheeky Butchers Danger Wank.

by Han Ho April 28, 2009

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it's dangerous to go alone

A song on the Starbomb Album. The song about Link and A old man that wants to bang him.

"IRen caught me.
"Ok. Let's take her to the infirmary." Ren said.

Later...
"I know I wear a tunic but I'm not into men."

- Link

I smiled. "Have you ever heard the song it's dangerous to go alone?"

by LoverLoverdoki89 January 6, 2015


The Lancastrian Danger Scale

It can be employed as an audio cue to determine the level of threat which Lancastrians are experiencing.

The scale is 1 to 5, 5 being of the most perilous of situations.

1: What is that?

2: T'ah fuck is that?

3: Fuck That!

4: Fuck!!

5: Fuck this shit i'm out...

C'mon now t'ah fuck is that smell of piss in me room?
2 on the Lancastrian Danger scale - moderate to low risk.

by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016


Full-Blown Danger

when someone is super wasted at 2:00 AM on a Saturday night, and they think it's a good idea to start driving around town with their friends. typically involves: a) driving on the wrong side of the road, b) running stoplights, c) shouting profanities at people in the streets, d) cranking up the radio and singing along to Party In The USA, etc.

Christian: hey, let's drive to town.
Shelby: uhhh okay. who's driving?
Christian: you are, shelby. we're taking your mom's car.
Kevin: uh oh. we're gonna be in full-blown danger.

by Jim McPott September 22, 2010


Danger to Shipping (DTS)

Obesity

The patient's notes say she's a Danger to Shipping (DTS)

by Terrytibbs November 8, 2013


dangerous woman tour

dangerous woman tour is Ariana Grande's 2nd world tour

arianator1: did you go to the dangerous woman tour?
arianator2: yes! i was so excited especially when she sang moonlight

by lunagrayyy March 29, 2020


Alex Danger Ruszala

the coolest kid this side of the great lakes.(east)

whoa, man did you see what Alex Danger Ruszala did??
yeah, that was badass dude.

by eatahelicopter December 7, 2011