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When the heat of summer and the passion of your loins compels you to release your inhibitions to men of African descent.
Chadwick is engaging in a dark summer, the only men he has been sleeping with have their origins in Africa.
Emo's and depressed people's best friends
Happy kid: "hey do you have any best friends?"
Depressed kid: "yea..."
Happy kid: "well, what's their names?"
Depressed kid: "darkness and loneliness"
A Black Man or Woman who does not cast a Shadow because they are too black.
Wasup mah bruver, yous a dark candle or whats?
Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alter ego
One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”
The invisible, intangible part of an Italian restaurant meal that you never eat but know must exist because of the difference between the value of the food you did eat and the price you paid for it.
Greatest commentator ever. His voice is world renowned
Did u watch the World Cup final? No who commentated? Ian darke. Ah damnit