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an oversized baby who coats himself in orange wall paint
donald trump's favourite color is orange
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Devil: Why are you scared
Death: I dreamt of Donald Trump coming here
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Gelatinous cartoon slumlord and narcissistic vulgarian who took a massive dump on the American electoral process in 2015. Notable achievements include becoming a billionaire by repeatedly shifting his debt burden to the American taxpayers through multiple bankruptcies, stealing the crackpot wing of the Republican Party away from Rand Paul, repeatedly (and unsuccessfully) attempting to legally steal the house of 65 year-old grandmother through exploitation of public domain laws, and staying up until 3:00 am tweeting insults to Fox News commentator Megan Kelly after she pwned him in a televised debate. Leadership style combines the worst elements of a 12 year-old schoolyard bully and a cuckolded drunken stevedore.
Bernie Sanders actually looks electable, when compared to Donald Trump.
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The nasty hairstyle of combing thin strands of one colored hair into another and pushing some to the side where the end product resembles a dead chipmunk.
Casey looks bedazzling! Her donald trump matches her fur coat!
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A sexual act where a person grabs and strokes the penis’s of two men towards their face in hopes of catching simultaneous loads.
That girl at the party gave my room mate an I a Donald Trump.
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America's worst president ever. Also a guy that is racist against Mexicans and decided to kill thousands of civilians when shooting T.M.O.A.B at Iraq 🇮🇶. And also a rapist person.
Donald Trump is a load of SHIT.
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Obama: wanna go out for a beer?
Donald Trump: Im good, Im too busy building walls in fortnite
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