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One who commits a large act of douche baggery.
My boss is a real douche can, he leaves work early all the time.
The males' psychological response to the female bitch shield, in which the male may speak or act in a way that may seem rude or "douchey".
This is among the most effective ways to break down the female bitch shield. Please refer to the UrbanDictionary definition of bitch shield.
"Bro, you gotta equip yourself wit dat douche sword in order to penetrate her bitch shield."
When an annoying person rambles on about their issues to the point you begin to feel sick.
That never ending conversation with Greta about how she loved Hansel but was sick of him shitting all over her left me with a bad case of douche drain.
Another name for Anal douche. Stems from the donkey's nickname of ass. Thus Douche Donkey is a douche for the ass. Also refers to someone who is anal.
-Don't be a douche donkey!
- I need a douche donkey.
An achievement with seemingly impossible odds accomplished in a the douchiest of ways.
Cracka three-shotting the Ogres would be Luck of the Douche.
(doosh-lokt)verb (2007) 1. The state of feeling obligated, through social graces, to attend an engagement with a douche before having the opportunity to avoid such a commitment. 2. n Douche-lock: successful attempt by a douche to force a cooler person to accompany him to an engagment by cleverly imposing a sense of obligation or guilt.
"I just got douche-locked! I had no plans for lunch, and then that douche locked me in at 8:03 a.m. for lunch."