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Feeling great and ready to take on the day due to waking up to your most favorite song in the morning.
Oh man, I eagle up 'd to roundabout this morning.
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A football team that has no life, its fan's always say that the Dallas Cowboys fans suck when in fact they have NO Superbowl wins and Dallas has 5. They say we choke...How bout when they faced the raiders in the 1980s for the Superbowl and lost, or when they faced the giants recently and LOST for the Superbowl.
Man 1 (eagles Fan) : "Hey man I fell asleep before the Philadelphia Eagles VS Dallas Cowboys game who won?"
Man 2 (No favorite team): "Who do you think?"
Man 1 (eagles Fan): "...Dallas?"
Man 2 (No favorite team): "42-0, Dallas"
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when a man follows a woman up some stairs, while she is wearing thongs, crochless panties or nothing at all. the man takes his index and middle finger, sticks them in pussy and the thumb in the ass and grabs the chick and pulls her down the stairs and fucks her good. a good old fashiond new england move.
my girlfriend elizabeth always shoves her ass in my face while we go up the stairs. She begs me for the eagle claw.
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The act of standing on the rails of a public bathroom stall and pooping into the toilet while perched upon the rails. Could also be done many other ways such as on a tree down to the ground. Or on top of a big building. Or on top of a knocked out persons face.
The bathroom at mcdonalds smelled like shit because someone missed an eagle drop.
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When you're banging a girl doggy style and you're about to cum, you pull the sheets around your shoulders and flap them violently while screaming " GGGAAAWWWHHHHH!!!!".
Dude I totally screaming eagle'd this chick last night and she was like "what the fuck are you doing?".
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When one proceeds to vomit while simutaneously spinning in circles with their arms out like an eagle.
Woah, David must be wasted over there! He just did a screaming eagle!
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When you are being ridden native American style (see def. Native American style ) , and you get scalped from behind. Your partner then shots a creamy wad on your open head wound.
I was riding this skank last night native American style so I pulled out my hatchet and gave that bitch a Bald eagle.
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