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When an ex (usually ex-girlfriend) has attempted to remain friends with all of your friends.
"Hey man, check your facebook. There are some pics taken at the bar of Jon getting vero-ed by your ex."
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Proper noun. Ed Sheeran is an english singer, and is thought to be a direct descendant of Jesus, or is thought to in fact to be Jesus himself.
That aside, it is confirmed that he is indeed sex incarnate, what with his ginger hair and voice like velvet.
Upon listening to his music, your ears will be blessed and you shall forever have good taste in music.
"May Ed Sheeran be with you."
"And also with you."
"In the name of the father, the son, Ed Sheeran, and the holy spirit, Amen."
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1. n. An event or act which is so totally fucked up it is beyond description.
John: Why did you kill your kittens and then put them in the microwave??
Ed: I like the smell of microwaved kitten carcass.
John: That's Ed Status.
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He's bringing ginger back. He's up and coming like he's fucking in an elevator.
If you haven't heard of this angel, please do google him.
new studies show that ed sheeran isn't human. he is actually made up of 10% ginger, 30% sexy, 25% perfection, 25% talent, and 10% adorableness.
ed sheeran doesn't need an example.
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Noun: Meaning an interruption of a pleasant nature, always wanted. Usually on the funny side.
"Omg what was that noise?"
"It was just James. He's totally sarah-ed us"
"Oh well. *all smile*
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The slutty, young babes most likely to appear on any "Girls Gone Wild" porn video.
Mmmmmmmmmm. Co-ed girls are hot.
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A Dick Ed is an example of the human race that has the misfortune of being called Richard Edward - commonly shortened to Dick Ed.
The amusement caused by this name is due to its similarity to the commonly used insult 'Dick Head' - a phrase previously defined in the Urban Dictionary as 'Someone that is rude and obnoxious that thinks they are clever than they really are.'
A Dick Ed differs from a Dick Head in many ways. The main difference is that the original Dick Ed is actually very intelligent, and never rude or obnoxious. The Dick Ed is actually very funny and friendly, and happily informs others of his unfortunate name.
Warning - anyone that encounters the Dick Ed is advised not to steal his dog. Anyone that chooses to ignore this warning will be shot by the Dick Ed with a zombie gun. The Dick Ed armed with a zombie gun is highly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.
Hi my name is Dick Ed
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