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Elijah

Will defeat Lauren in the Hunger Games. No questions asked. Is also a Gryffindor who eats squirrels.

Elijah will beat Lauren in the hunger games.

Elijah eats squirrels.

by Soldierx67 April 13, 2021


Elijah

Typically a guy with a big forehead, ignorant because "he doesn't feel like it/ he doesn't care"

It's that Elijah kid, he can't even do simple division.

by subtocoryxkenshin September 18, 2021


Elijah

Someone who for very obvious reasons, gets the least amount of pussy out of everyone he knows. If you know an Elijah, there is a large chance he has never even seen a titty before.

Elijah has negative bitches

by April 4, 2023


Elijah

The sole reason abortion exists

Elijah is an accident

by April 4, 2023


Elijah

Loves your mom

Elijah

by 1923as January 11, 2023


Elijah

Elijah is often a loud, blunt guy that makes a lot of mistakes. He’s a really nice guy and can make you smile with his laugh. He also has lots of friends. He doesn’t realize how hot he is and can pop cherries with a glance and can cause mixed feelings in women. Deserves better.

Girl: Elijah is an interesting guy, I can’t tell if I like him or not.

by Dat Boi who roasts ur friends November 21, 2021


Elijah

A pretentious jack-ass who and acts like a woman. He will ruin friendships by telling people things he shouldnt tell people such as himself crying to sleep and dropping out of class because it was too easy.

Elijah: Nathan, Id like to say from the bottom of my heart that u telling everyone just ruined our friendship

Its so obvious that people know that I'm not a dunce but let me have my personal space and instead of telling everyone u know even after I told u "not to tell anyone because it's no ones business" just keep sht to yourself

I was already unhappy with the break up and was extremely depressed in my classes to the point where i cried myself to sleep last night.

I fell asleep in my classes and its not like that mattered because it was all grade 11 review, anyone with a basic concept of physics could understand it, its literally childsplay and I wasn't about to waste another second in a program I was gonna drop anyways

by Dave2174 November 22, 2021