bro is the biggest prick ever, dude gives no fucks about how his actions affect others.
elijah is the most self centered man i've ever met
Elijah is the kinda hottie π₯ π© to bang someone and still be friends π but then complain abt not having a partner π also Elijahs are very gay π³οΈ π and will always cheat on you π but thats ok π because theyre hella fucking hot πΌ π€€ π
person: hey isnt that Elijah with his new partner
boy: isnt elijah partners with everyone
Sexiest guy on earth! Every girl wants this man because he is so tall and muscular. (One of the guys that think everything is great and runs from the one person who is scary.)
Friend: OMG, Is that Elijah?!
Me: Yeah it is!
has a huge fucking cock and balls and is also very good guy :)
Damn is that Elijah the guy with a great cock and balls and is also a great guy?
Heβs a dude, a person of form. Heβs man made machine made man once more.
Thatβs Elijah