Eli-ism

Eli-ism is a holy religion guided by the 4 gods which is, Eli, Shiname, Öemöseti aswell as Jun-Ho. Every day we go to Eli's Church and worship them. We also go to Bible Study after the Church Service.

"Worship the 4 gods of Eli-ism! Join us! For sexy big tiddy anime men and women!"

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Eli W.

Someone who thinks they have 15 girlfriends, and also someone who is the class pervert

Hey, you sure are acting like Eli W. this week.

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Eli shaker

Eli is a great firend but lives very close to the ground. He is usually a midget with down-syndrome. Eli deserves to be loved. Also a typical Eli has a small dick normally around 2 inches.The final and most relevant trait of an Eli is to tend to be very greedy with black hair just like a jew.

Eli shaker stole my sandwich again what a greedy midget Jew.

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eli's comin'

1. song, by three dog night.

2. saying used when something bad is going to happen.

3. quote in the tv show "sports night" when the cast has the sense of doom and casey says "eli's comin'" and everyone teases him for not knowing that the song was really about an abusive womanizer.

Person One: "I just have this feeling of dread."

Person Two: "Eli's Comin'."

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Filthy Eli

A sinful uncut penis that repulses women and gay men.

I was gonna have sex with this guy , but he has a filthy Eli.

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Elie Bou Antoun

An arabic name origin from a species of apes.
They are rare and can only be found in some part of the world like lebanon. They are mostly known for their skills in HTML and Angular.

Thats an Elie Bou Antoun

Eli Young band

A country Band mainly located in Texas. Most of its fans are from Alamo Heights

popular songs: Oklahoma Girl.. mall Town Kid..When It rains

Have you heard Eli Young Band there awsome

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