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Nothing is out of bounds when it comes to love and war. The rules of hard play are acceptable in war. In someones eye's "all is fair in love and war" in other words, in a war between love and hate, anything is acceptable or fair.
The only two areas of life in which you can be forgiven for doing anything are love and war. For example, if someone kills one of their relatives on the battlefield, it is more acceptable than murder usually. Similarly, stealing a friend's lover is seen as more acceptable if you love them, instead of say, just wanting them for money.
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Literally, 'Go do / make yourself.' One of the most vulgar forms of dismissal in the French language. To execute the gesture, make a fist with the right hand, and extend the arm out straight, parallel to the ground, fingers up. With the left hand open, slap the right bicep just above the elbow while raising the right forearm upwards to 90 degrees. Known as the 'Bras d'honneur.'
Roughly equivalent to fuck off, go fuck yourself, up yours, etc.
While stopped at a red light, the person behind you honks their horn for you to move. You give them the Bras d'honneur, and shout through the open window, 'Va te faire foutre, putain d'espèce d'enculé!'
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"va te faire enculer par une moufette constipée"
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"Fuck you" or, more literally, "Go fuck yourself"
This is the correct conjugation of the verb 'aller' because this is an imperative sentence. The imperative form of 'aller' in the second person is 'va.' I had to clarify this because there is another definition on this site, where the author vehemently states that it is 'Vas te faire foutre' and that is pretty obviously incorrect (for anybody who got past the first week of French 101).
Tu n'es qu'un con...va te faire foutre, putain de connard!
fous le camp, fiche-moi la paix, va te faire enculer, tu me fais chier, je t'emmerde
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go to hell in French
boy: hey sexy lemme take you home
girl: VA TE FAIRE VOIR!!
When your lip balm transfers to the lips of who you are kissing.
So I was making out with Caty the other day and I definitely got a fair trade lip balm.
It was a fair trade, a kiss for some lip balm.
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Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme. Just Kidding, this is what nerds like me randomly ask people every day just to see if they are cultured enough to know the response.
Scarborough Fair is a ballad about a man in medieval times trying to attain his true love, Scarborough Fair is also a fair that was held at Redcliffe Farm, Scarborough before it was shut down in 1788.
ME: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
CULTURED PERSON: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme