When a jewbilly turns 13, he has a Farm Mitzva.
Aaron just sprung his first pube, and to make matters worse, his parents made him go through a Farm Mitzva. EE-I-EE-I-OY.
A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes
IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!
Trying to get a group of people to find you cute or feels sympathy for you through mildly manipulative tactics.
Craig, after being called out in front of some hot chicks: But...my mom died when i was young and my father is a alcoholic :(
hot chicks: poor thing :(
josh: dude, stop farming awws
planting your fingers where they don't belong. cultivating a woman not in your possession.
the girlfriend said to the boyfriend "you go finger farming around we are done!".
when a girl has a big ass and fat arms like damn
damn fool, look at those bass farms, shes your team
the unshaven area above the wiggly meatstick and/or the lady puff
i shave my fuzz farm into a heart shape for my bf
doing the same meaningless and/or subjectively meaningless activity or activities over and over again, without any productive result
mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? I mean in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?
Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.
mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable for you for today.