February 9th

A day for a girl or boy to get fucked and have the time of there life.

If you don't have the best day of your life just order a pizza.
Invite people to your house and have a pizza party.

dude#1: bro it was my girls birthday yesterday on the February 9th.
dude#2: that cool what you do
dude#1: something in the bed

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February 20

February is the day when you confess to your crush.

I told my crush I liked him on February 20

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5 February

If you were born on this day you'll get a kiss from one speacial girl and you will fall in love .

This day is also know for giving out long hugs.

#Come here , since you were born on the 5 February you deserve a hug

#I kissed my soul mate on the 5 February

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February 13

National fuck your best friend

Let’s fuck since it’s the February 13

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February 12

The day where you and your crush can cuddle without expressing each other's feelings.

Hey, it's the February 12th, let's cuddle.
Ok.

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February 6th

A day where the chosen one way born. The Shrek and Minecraft Gods have chosen their warriors for battle.

Boy 1: hey, happy birthday, Brad.
Boy 2: It’s the February 6th,

Brad is the chosen one...
Brad: ....

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February 10

Ask the person u like out or tell them you like them a lot!

"Its February 10th and I..."
"What?"
"I like you a lot!"
"Oh I know! Youve told me already."

"But like get ur shit together so we can be together!

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