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A dumb, white, thinks he can do martial arts, wannabe asian. Looks at anime 24/7, wants to have an asian girlfriend, has a hard on for the customs, and thinks that they can do Tai-Chi(but it is fake).
Jake Tedrick and the guy who tries to be your friend because you are asian.
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A military term for a sailor who's worried about his significant other sleeping around while he's deployed.
"wheres Smith at we just moored up to the pier two minutes ago?"
"He made a b line for the pier to get a calling card and find a pay phone to find out where his old lady is."
"Damn he has a bad case of pussy fever!!!"
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usually associated with male caucasians who haven't yet been laid or haven't gotten up to any level sexually. guys who've been 'diagnosed' with yellow fever are always befriending asian girls, then asking them out after only a week of getting to know them. usually the guy can be extremely attractive, and the girl, unknown to the fact that he sweats her for only her ethnicity, will accept the relationship because he seems extremely nice.
actually, if the asian girl happens to be pretty traditional, you know, is really into the asian pride thing, speaks their parents' tongue, still has an accent, is kind of tacky, etc. they'll never get that the guy has yellow fever. because it's kind of hard to explain this disease to them...they're dumb. some of them.
now, if the asian girl was raised in america, and doesn't speak her parents' tongue, doesn't have an accent, but still respects her heritage and is just a normal member of the crew, BUT in some cases would be wrongly labeled as a twinky by really ignorant folk will soon realize his sickness once she goes to his myspace page and finds that he 'collects' asian girls across the globe, or sees his immaculate amount of asian friends at school. she'll then see that he has been disgustingly endowed with a horrible case of the disease.
*a list of the reasons WHY yellow fever guys are obsessed with asian chicks:
1. the well-spoken stereotype that all asian women are horny and sex-craving has the guy thinking that if he gets an asian girlfriend, they'll be groping 24/7. not true. ALL girls are like that.
2. the naive manner from traditional asian girls, examples: easy to persuade, easy to woo, shit like that. those guys will think it's going to be extremely easy to get her. and the div girls will make it easy. stupid. mostly not true. ALL girls are like that.
3. the exotic-ness of them. which is nice in a calm way, but then when they distort it and are like, woo! tanned skin, tight pussy, jet black hair, woo! ALL...uh...anyway...
BUT as with the usual ho-hum definitions of this term, it can also mean obsession with such things like, dance dance revolution, japanese media, anime, gaming, anything that is connected to the asian network.
okay. i'm done. to all the yellow fever dudes, a few words: get a life, lol.
(checks myspace...)
1: 'what the fuck!'
2: 'what?'
1: 'these fucking asian obsessed sick bastards, look! nothing but asian girls on his friends' list. i'm not a fucking trophy to be added to his fuckin' collection. and also, he's like fucking 40...'
2: 'yeah...annoying!'
asian girl 1 (really cocky, high-pitched voice, annoying accent): OMG. did i tell u?
asian girl 2 (normal): no, you didn't...what?
asian girl 1: i hav a new boyfrend!!!
asian girl 2: wow! congratulations! who's the lucky guy? :)
asian girl 1: do u kno mike?? from ur lunch??
asian girl 2: yep, i do! i thought you've never met him
asian girl 1: well lol, he came up 2 me in gym class...then we started flirting...then he finally asked me out like 4 dayz later!!
asian girl 2: aw! that's nice! well, i need to get to work
asian girl 1: okaii! ill talk 2 u later! muahzz!<3
asian girl 2: lol yep, bye
asian girl 2, thinking: oh god, she's another one of mike's fuckin' token yellow fever impulse girlfriends...
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It's when you eat too much panda express and you feel like your stomach is going to explode.
Dominique, I had way to much orange chicken and I have a serious case of panda fever!
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A disease that's more dangerous than AIDS and sadder than kitten cancer
Guy 1: My girlfriend has bieber fever
Guy2: Be sure to wear a condom, catch that and its game over
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the long way of saying your fucking gay :D
Mike: Dude, ryan has bieber fever
You:what a faggot
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When a White girl is attracted to black person
Katherine Shushkovsky has jungle fever
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