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A handshake used by Marine Corps soldiers. First invented by Gunnery Sergeant Beatrice Middleton in 1945. Done this way: first, slapping a high five; sliding the hand lower and giving a slightly lower five; closing of fist and tucking the thumb in; then bumping them while saying "Eagle, globe, and anchor"; then as the hand is pulled and shaken and "Away we go!" is said. Also, when the fives are given, "Up high" and "down low" are said as well.
Amos: Hey Sarge, there's a party down in the defac.
Orville: (confused, not knowing what Amos is saying) This crazy thing. What's this hand thing they're doing? Are they trying to show off?
Beatrice: No, it's the Gunny Five. I invented this. Let me show you how.
(Beatrice gives the Gunny Five to Amos. Amos passes the Gunny Five to Orville)
Beatrice: You do it that way, it's easy!
Martha: These men are going crazy. What's with all these fives? I want to learn how.
Beatrice: (demonstrating to Martha) Up high, down low, eagle, globe, and anchor, and away we go!
Martha: (yelling) That's funky. I'm going to have to teach all the soldiers that.
(Orville and Amos wink at each other then look at Martha and give the Gunny Five to Martha)
To be that drunk your walking at an almost impossible angle, Amazing your friends with your ability to still be standing on two feet..
Did you see jarred forty-fiving? He was that drunk he would have won 1st place in a limbo contest..
An awkward physical greeting where one party comes in for the high five, but attempts to retreat to a handshake resulting in the embarrassing vertical hand shake otherwise known as a five-shake.
Did you see that geezer five-shake Jeremy? What a tool-bag.
The act of giving a low five to ones cooter.
Kelli made a great play at volleyball so I gave her a Pam Five.
Like a high five, but the person returning the gesture does so in a hesitant or cautious manner.
I held my hand up to your little bro, but all he delivered was a shy five.
A sly five is essentially a high five, but can only be used appropriatly when somebody has accomplished something very sly.
Two kids at school steal a friends pencil case with out him noticing.
Kid 1#:wow, your really sly at stealing things
Kid 2#:this calls for a sly five
Two assassins kill their target from one thousand feet away using a silenced sniper rifle. Nobody notices.
Assassin 1#: omfg that was awesome
Assassin 2#: sly five me
when a guy has the five h’s, he has whaat ever girl want: hands, hair, height, humor, and honesty.
girl 1 : omg he has the five h’s. he might be the one.
girl 2 : no way!! you’re so lucky!