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A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.
I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.
When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.
Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!
Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!
something that is so floppy it is cute
My son has the best floppy-cute ears.
Floppy Stipes I was so drunk when I had sex with that chick last night. I can't for the life of me remember her name all I remembered seeing was Floppy toys coming out of a striped shirt.
Hey Bruh did you get with that Floppy Stripes chick again or what?
The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in
My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.
When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.
Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."