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The act in which 10 or more males get together, with one female for a gang bang. One of the men is to be tricked and held down by the other participants. The woman will begin to peg the tricked male, while all of the other males slap his face with there flaccid penis. The act is only finished when the male has both sets of cheeks flushed.
Man 1 : man we totally got Jon the other night
Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.
Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.
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A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.
I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.
When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.
Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!
Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!
something that is so floppy it is cute
My son has the best floppy-cute ears.
the act of engaging in coitus with a less than erect schmeckle
She wanted more of that dick, so i had to go with runnin the floppy
Not to be confused wif "flip-flops" --- i.e., sandals dat just have a sole and strap/pocket for yer toes --- this term refers to a pair of almost-totally-worn-out-and-loose-fitting shoes dat you lounge around in while you're just in da house or yard.
Cool chick, showing up on a favorite male friend's porch: Hey, Dude; I'm feeling a little bored and lonesome --- could you go for a stroll wif me down to da lake and back?
Hot hunk: Sure thing, Sweet Cheex --- just lemme change outta my floppy-flappies here, and I'll be right wif ya!
Floppy Stipes I was so drunk when I had sex with that chick last night. I can't for the life of me remember her name all I remembered seeing was Floppy toys coming out of a striped shirt.
Hey Bruh did you get with that Floppy Stripes chick again or what?