food crawl

Food crawl (n). a multi-stop investigation of the best restaurants, meals, or specific item on the menu. Food crawls may last a few or much longer depending on the type of crawl.

“Bro, let’s do a taco food crawl next week and find the best carnitas in town.”

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Food phobia

When you eat way too many of a certain kind of food and you stop eating it forever.

Pushy Bastard : Why don't you like the chips?
Food Phobic : I have a Food phobia for them.

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Food block

Someone who judges your food in hopes of making it so you will be too disgusted to eat it.

Rob: What are you drinkin?

Dan: a milk shake

Rob: Eww i hope you know that it looks as if your sucking cum out of a cup

Dan: your sucha fucking food block i don't even want this anymore

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sad food

food that is really bad or pathetic that you eat anyway because you're sad

cold toast, that's my favorite sad food

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food prostitute

Typically given to those in the restaurant and hospitality business; going to great lengths to get tipped. This includes flirting, manipulating and just about anything to give the illusion that we'll hook up with you for your cash.

Did you just see how she was eye fucking him? She's a professional food prostitute!

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slow food

slow food is the opposite of fast food. In other words a sit down restaurant of some sort or anything that is not McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, Subway, Wendy's, KFC, Blimpie, etc.. You get the point.

coined by A. I. 10/22/2008

Bunch of people in the car:

Guy1: Man i'm starvin sons!
Guy2: Shit, me too! What you wanna eat?
Guy3: I'm down with whatever, how about some BK?
Guy4: Fuck that shit! I want some slow food for a change. Sit down and relax for a bit you know.
Guy2: Yeah I hear ya brotha. Lets go get some steaks at Mastro's.

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food daddy

A Food Daddy is the provider of a food digger, not to be confused with its cousin the gold digger. The food daddy will be led on breakfast, lunch, and dinner dates with its food digger. The food daddy loves to pay for the date.

Food daddy: hey where do you want to eat today? I'll pay of course.

Typical Food digger: oh yes please!

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