food crawl

Food crawl (n). a multi-stop investigation of the best restaurants, meals, or specific item on the menu. Food crawls may last a few or much longer depending on the type of crawl.

“Bro, let’s do a taco food crawl next week and find the best carnitas in town.”

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sad food

food that is really bad or pathetic that you eat anyway because you're sad

cold toast, that's my favorite sad food

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Food block

Someone who judges your food in hopes of making it so you will be too disgusted to eat it.

Rob: What are you drinkin?

Dan: a milk shake

Rob: Eww i hope you know that it looks as if your sucking cum out of a cup

Dan: your sucha fucking food block i don't even want this anymore

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Food phobia

When you eat way too many of a certain kind of food and you stop eating it forever.

Pushy Bastard : Why don't you like the chips?
Food Phobic : I have a Food phobia for them.

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food swing

Like a mood swing, but with one's food preferences. May occur often during pregnancy.

Now Mary's eating chocolate-covered wasabi peas! She's totally going through a food swing...

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donut (food)

A round food that looks like a circle with some sprinkles on the top

Why did you eat all the donut (food) ?! They were supposed to be for the party!

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Food-Simulator

Cafeteria food that's not so imaginitave, and/or is lackluster. Also refered to as 'The Sim' or 'Bacteria' (cafeteria)

I'm going down to the Food-Simulator to chow down because I didn't pack a lunch today.

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