sissy foot

Someone who slacks on their workouts.

He sissy footed his weights.

Hobbit foot

Visual description of a hairy bush or sascrotch that looks eerily similar to the top of a Hobbit's hairy foot.

That hippie girl probably has a Hobbit foot under that tye-dye dress.

Foot Thong

2011-forward name for flip flops.

"Damn it! I left my Foot Thongs at home, and now I've got tar balls all over my feet"

"Dude, your Foot Thongs are giving me beach wood"!!

"Don't make me break my Foot Thong off up in your Ass".

cock footing

Inserting your own or someone else's foot into your own dick hole. Traditionally, inserting your big toe first.

I'm seeing a new yoga master to improve my cock footing.

You should get a pedicure before cock footing your lover.

foot dogs

feet

"these shoes don't fit my foot dogs"

foot gream

when the foot cream goes moldy between your toes

person A: dude my foot is moldy

person B: eww foot gream

Foot boom

When you've been a naughty boy/girl

"your rude, foot boom"