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"Why do you look so good?" "Because it's national fashion day!"
When one wears one's olsentwins as a tasteful and eyecatching headpiece.
Seb: Ugh, it's raining again.
James: shit, forgot my umbrella.
Seb: Yeah me too. You bring your olsentwins?
James: Never leave pure without em.
James depants and stretches his olsentwins over his head*
Seb: Wow. Quite the fashionable genital garment you have there.
James: Thanks. It was my mothers.
An inability to follow latest fashion trends. Someone who suffers fashion paralysis tends to wear same outfit again and again (even though it's completely obsolete in terms of trend, as long as it usable and not damaged) and won't bother to buy any new outfit
For people who tell me that i'm broke: I've got money, but i'm suffering fashion paralysis. And i just buy an outfit which makes me comfortable
The Society of those who decides what is in fashion, and whats not.
"shouldn't you be in the fashion society?"
"no, I am too fat and I my clothes is not trendy!"
Suddenly not being able to remember what you purchased, even though it was the most amazing find at the time.
I had a fashion blackout the other day - I know I bought a pair of sandals, and a belt, and I know there was something else but I can't remember what!
Someone who is the opposite of a fashionista.
“hey Luke Waltman, you’re a really fashion idiot.”
The act of a passenger giving an old fashioned to the driver whilst driving a vehicle. An offshoot of road head, replacing the mouth with the hand.
"She gave him such a good road fashioned on the ride home that he hit a telephone pole."