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1. a slightly cooler way of admitting that you're carrying a v card.
2. a way of reminding yourself that you're not the only poor schmuck who's not getting any; you're part of the *team*
3. not to be used to describe the pure and virtuous, but rather the tragically virtuous.
4. a loser with a losing streak of at least four years.
im not batting for team virtuous by choice; i'm here by default and utter lack of opportunity.
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Your regular parts guys at the local chrysler dodge jeep plymouth eagle kawasaki studabaker dealership. They are the only guys who know everything, metaphoricly speaking, although they have the power to run the dealership. They can also give anybody a hot carl when they want to. so bow down and kiss their fucking feet if you want to, bitches.
Cause I'm Rick James, Bitch
Team Mopar gave A. Johnson, H.D., Sanna Anna a 1lj while Bob Morris and Shirley got it on with each other while wanda watched from the couch.
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The most loyal group of Chris Brown supporters. They're individuals who respect others and and their opinions, race, gender, sexuality preference. They're a group of people who can really make a difference in this world. They are a family and they the best team than any other artist out there. They have been Chris Brown supporters since day one & never stopped.Stand by Chris Brown no matter what. Buys all Chris albums, itunes, votes and watches all his videos dvds movies interviews & downloads mixtapes attend all concerts. Always knows whats up with Chris. They don't care what the media says they love Chris Brown.
Team Breezy are loyal.
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1) A person who has 5 tattoo's or more.
2) A person who has a large portion of their body tattooed (a sleeve, a full back tattoo etc.)
travis barker team tatted inked-up tattoos
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Relies heavily on the element of surprise. While a significant other is on the toilet taking a #2, the man waits quietly outside the door and pulls it (ie. loads the gun). When the time is right, the man busts open the door and lets it go all over the helpless deuce dropper. Classic!
Hey Larry!
What?
I SWAT Teamed Agnes while she was taking a dump!
Right on man!
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a sexual maneuver where you send one to the front door as a distraction while seven go storming in the back door. clearly, this requires high finger dexterity in order to fully utilize the element of surprise.
(one at front) *tap tap tap* ... *tap tap tap*
(seven at back) "SWAT TEAM, MOTHERFUCKER!"
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The act of killing a member of your own team (usually in a first person shooter, but i guess it applies in any game, football for example)
But let's focus on the FPS aspect of teamkilling.
We, the Teamkillers, the few, the proud. The more experienced of us have refined it into an art (LOLMAN, for example). We know the game inside and out, and have played our FPS's for unhealthy lengths of time, in many cases.
Teamkilling in a straight Team Deathmatch is not nearly as satisfying as teamkilling in a more goal oriented mode of play, like S&D (not unlike counterstrike). There, once killed, your teammates do not respawn until the round is over, which can be up to 5 mins! Imagine the frustration as you are team killed as the round starts, you plot and fry in your own juicies all throughout the round, and, as the next one starts, you are teamkilled instantly by the same person. I tell you, it's a feeling not unlike having your testes ripped out by pack of dogs. And it brings joy to our hearts to bring that feeling to you, the average game playing noob.
As a teamkiller, the most frequently asked question I get is: "Are you gay?"
The answer to that may never be known, my friends, but that is not the most important question.
The second most asked question i get is, simply, "Were you abused as a child?"
No, i keed, i keed.
The second most asked question i get is,"Why?"
And therein lies the secret of teamkilling. To "why," I always answer "For fun." This pisses them off, but it's the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts. Especially 30 7.9mm rounds of truth entering your buttocks at point blank range. That really hurts.
And the essence of teamkilling is FUN, fun at the average luser n00b's expense. Hell, when you get all pissed off, that just adds fuel to the fire of laughter and joy in our teamkillin' hearts.
So keep calling me a whore, cunt, etc, it only makes it funnier
A session of team-killing is excellent for stress relief, and a hell of a lotta laughs! So, put on your favorite tunes, slide in that FPS CD, and get down and dirty and kill some fucking teammates!!!
FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!
Your Best Friend,
.:|Rampant Teamkiller|:.
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