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to steal money from fountains. to fish for money.
We had no money so we went fountain fishing for quarters.
when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.
Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain
The easiest possible way to get the flu or any disease
Don’t drink out of the water fountain
To finish, as a man, and land your ejaculate into your own mouth
“I think I might water fountain right now.”
“The dude’s water fountain was crazy big!”
“He was water fountaining like a pro.”
A water producing machine that is usually used for drinking.
I need a drink from the water fountain.
This act is achieved by making your female partner squirt in your mouth during oral.
Afterwards, you would then spit out her secretions anywhere on her body (Extra points if you aim for the head).
A: Dude, did you know Becky is into doing the Water Fountain?
B: And how do you know this...?
A: Look, that's not important...
Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.