ass fries

Ass fries are when you have such bad diarrhea that your shit come out yellow & shaped like fries. Top it with a little blood & you got yourself some ketchup & fries!

Dude, I was shitting ass fries this morning. It hurt badddd.

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pan-fried

Getting hit with a large blunt object i.e. frying pan, guitar etc.

LeaRoy tried to gank my shit so I pan-fried his ass with a tire iron.

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loaded fries

Potato fries (or chips) that are accompanied by a cheese-based, optionally with a variety of fatty meat pieces.

Loaded being a reference to "rich" fries.

"Dude what are these fries? They're so rich I'm getting instant heartburn"
"Yeah well they're loaded fries"

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fried shitting

When one is severely in over their head in a situation and tries to avoid a question or comment by either: overreacting, avoiding the question or comment, or changing the subject in a way obvious to anyone listening

"I was watching this guy do a backflip over a trash can and he asked me to do it, so i double backflipped over two trash cans" "no you didn't that not possible!" "yes i did you should've seen it, don't try to call me a liar you fucking idiot, hey look a goose!" "no way dude we just caught you "fried shitting" admit it!"

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Fried Egg

When a man ejaculates on to a hot surface making the cum start to boil

Chris came onto his CPU and its started hissing like a Fried egg

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Fried Pancake

A tan girl with flat, yet saggy, boobs.

The doctor man-handled Grandma's fried pancakes.

Tony Danza got em!

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community fries

A large plate of fries that is retrieved for everyone at a table, usually a community of some sorts.

(During lunch)
Jason: I'll go get the community fries!
Everyone else in the community: Hooray!

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