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Noun: The process of googling one's name to constuct a timeline of one's life from the search results.
"Damn dude, my google life sucks compared to yours! I can't belive that you were a Pokemon champion at 10, a porn star/college baseball star at 18, a Military hero at 25, a welfare scam artist at 30, and you died in Honolulu at age 53."
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the search engine that tracks you 24/7
Google Chrome is so bad; it tracks me 24/7.
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Intense fear that Google wants to misuse info about your shitty boring life.
Your google-paranoia is getting worse. You better up that lexapro-dose.
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Something old people call google. I dont know if they actually think that google is actually a machine. MAybe they think it is the computer. idk.
example 1: Grandpa - who's pitching for the redsox game today billy.
billy - I don't know granpa.
Grandpa - Well, why dont you just go get on your fucking google machine and find it on there.
example 2: billy - Hey, grandpa you catch any fish this weekend.
grandpa - I dont know why dont you just go ask your god damn google machine.
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A new feature that moves the search box around the screen as you type to make your search experience as painful and confusing as possible.
A: HOLY SHIT BRO I LOST THE BOX. W. T. F.
B: Calm down, its just google instant.
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During sexual intercourse, the removal of excess vaginal fluids --usually by the male-- by wiping his penis on the woman's thigh, thus generating more friction during the sex act.
My wiggah, I had that bizatch cumin' so many times I was scrapin' the google like every five seconds.
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an individual who goes out of his or her way to appear to their peers on the internet to be far more cultured, intelligent, and informed than anyone else--thanks to their broadband connection to the internet and their extensive practice using search engines.
So i was winning for a change by nearly 69 points in my trivia chatroom and this 'google scholar' thought he could just march right in and take over.
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