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Skeet Gifting. (v) the act of shooting down Jeff Bezos vision of the future. As unmanned octocopters fill the sky with deliveries from amazon.com; the practise will become more common place. Not for material gain by the shooter, but, as a way to spread the wealth across the seas of the unwashed. See “slacktivism.” Both the shooter and the recipient feel morally and ethically gratified after every “take down”.
"Hey paw. Isn't Santa coming this year. No son. We have to rely on the skeet gifting of others son. Jeff will see us through.
An unwanted often mildly unpleasant present wothout ill intent.
A: What is this dirty shirt in your room?
L: That is not mine! It must be Dan‘s…
S: I guess you have been given a Dan‘s gift!
Gifte is usually a girl with a good sense of humor. She can be a troublemaker at sometimes. Giftes can handle any thing at anytime. Also giftes always have boys chasing after. Giftes don’t like scrubs either
Wow she’s really pretty I bet her name is Gifte
the "gift" girls get every month
Mom: Sweetie do you want to go swimming with your friends tonight?
Girl: No way! Mother nature gave me the monthly "red gift box"
A white girl's favorite gift besides Uggs,Yoga leggings,and crop tops
Crackers luhhh dem Starbucks gift cardzzz
A gift whose value or benefit accrues as much or more to the giver as the recipient. Examples: You give your partner season tickets knowing full well that you will always go together. Or you give a woman beautiful lingerie that you will appreciate as much as she. Or you take a date to dinner at a restaurant you both enjoy.
"The next present was obviously a boomerang gift, but that's all right. I wanted it anyway."
a type of response you say to state that your talent has some good in it and could potentially be useful even if people don't see the good in it.
Person 1: Okay, I need you to wait out here until I come back and just stall when she arrives.
Person 2: Why me?
Person 1: Well you're pretty loquacious...
Person 1: It is a gift...