A large collection of Goobers.
Be careful, I heard there's a Goober brigade going to Jonathan's party this Sunday.
Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.
Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.
A group of professional young men who make very beautiful music for others. They are also very handsome.
"Aye you listen to that new PLANET GOOBER song?"
"Yuhhhhhh, it was fireeee"
"SLAT"
A combination of someone that is a Goober and a Nut.
-Brenna is such a Goober.
-Nah, she's more of a Nut.
-Touche', She's a Goober Nut.
referring to a person, typically a character, that the person using the word likes the person/ character they are referring to.
“insert person/character is such a silly goober I want to shove them in my pocket and run away.”
The worst type of person on the internet. A "silly goober" constantly says how "silly" they are. From their perspective, they're silly, but to a normal person, they're just a dork.
These "silly goobers" also like cats way too much, and they constantly use the smug ass ":3" emoticon.
They're always on twitter drawing and constantly talk about autism and ADHD, because it's what they got.
Silly goobers play Roblox, and they all joined between 2015 and up. Silly goobers like three Roblox games: Regretevator, Evade, and Rate My Avatar. Regretevator is catered to silly goobers, they probably like Evade because the Nexbots are "silly" to them, and Rate My Avatar is a place where they all cluster.
Most of them like South Park, and they like to ship the characters, because they're internet geeks. They enjoy games like Undertale, Deltrarune and OFF.
Silly goobers like music that is bouncy and upbeat, and instruments that sound like a meow. Notable songs include KK Slider and The Cat from Ipanema.
A silly goober's humor can be dumbed down to this: Small, innocent character does something really bad.
Silly goober: im a silly goober!! :3
Me: Absolutely atrocious.
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