dutch hand grenade

In a similar mould to the dutch oven, but the air biscuit is caught in the hand, which is then used to transport the pungent aroma as close as possible to the victim's nostrils before it is opened.

Also known as cupping.

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hunkie hand grenades

cabbage stuffed with meat, rice, and herbs and spices

We're gonna eat hunkie hand grenades for dinner.

grenade lobbing sluts

In the video game Call of Duty World at War The Japanese are constantly throwing grenades to the point you may have a full ring of grenade indicators around you. At this point you have earned the right to call them "grenade lobbing sluts" especially if you are playing on veteran difficulty.

I just started the mission "blowtorch and corkscrew" on veteran difficulty when suddenly a wild pack of grenade lobbing sluts appeared. I suddenly realized there were grenades encircling me causing me to be blown up from multiple directions.

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helsinki hand grenade

when someone is fingering someone elses ass hole and inserts their entire fist and then spreads it out, causing the other person to feel like something exploded inside them like a hand grenade.

That girl made me mad last night so i gave her the helsinki hand grenade.

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dive on the hand grenade

To seduce an ugly girl so that your buddy can score with her attractive friend. This expression comes from the act of war-time bravery where a soldier would sacrifice himself to save his buddies. If you're out on the prowl with a mate and he is making progress with a fox, it is his friend's duty to chat up and seduce the pretty girl's ugly friend so that your buddy is free to leave with the hotty.

Dude, tonight it's your turn to dive on the hand grenade.

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Unholy Hand Grenade

The act of flatulating in small inanimate object (usually a pillow or stuffed animal) for the purpose of delivering its putrid payload to the olfactory sensors of an unsuspecting bystander.

While Cliff was passed out on the sofa I lobbed an unholy hand grenade at his face. Hilarity ensued.

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swedish hand grenade

Ejaculating into a condom then tying off the end after removing said semen filled condom from the penis. The tied off condom then becomes a projectile used in urban warfare, usually thrown overhand at approaching enemy forces.

I was pounding out this chick but then her boyfriend showed up. I had to use a "Swedish Hand Grenade" just to escape.

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