grilled cheese sandwitch

a synnonym for a grandmas nasty old crusty vagina. even though people dont think its possible, a yellow/green gooo will develop after too long of a period without sex or after menopause.

Q:why didnt grandpa go down on grand ma?

A:have you ever opened a grilled cheese sandwitch?

kid talking to grand pa
kid:grand pa?
grandpa:yes boy?
kid:arent you lactose intolerant?
grandpa:why yes child. i am... why do you ask?
kid: well, every time im over hear i see you eat grandmas grilled cheese and you dont seem to look sick untill you open your eyes.

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Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Occurs when a man is giving a woman oral, and places a slice of cheese on a woman's vagina, lets it melt, and proceeds to eat the cheese off.

Dale: You ever have a grilled cheese sandwich?
Brennan: Like the food?
Dale: No the position

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Pantie Grill Cheese

The act of a girl making a grill cheese sandwich and instead of grilling the sandwich on a stove she puts it in her pants and melts the cheese.

Steve: Yo, what are we going eat on this camping trip? I only packed cheese and bread.

Mark: Dude, my girlfriend is coming, we can eat pantie grill cheese for a week!

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born on a grill

black as all get out;can also mean 'messed up'.

"That Bonquifa is fo' SHO' BORN ON A GRILL!" or
"Ugh. This Math Homework is born on a grill"

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Grilled cheese minute

A unit of time that is commonly mistaken for a standard minute. Grilled Cheese Minutes are equal to either one minute and thirty seconds all the way up to five minutes.

"Hey, when will you be home?"
"I should be home by 5:00."
"Is that in normal or Grilled Cheese Minutes?"

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Jacked up grill

A versatile phrase that can be used in any situation - as an adjective, excuse, a loud call to break an awkward silence...Anything really. Namely what will happen to you as a result of various negative situations.

Sorry, I can't stop to talk, yo - I got a Jacked up grill.
That honky didn't invite me to play dominoes, he must have some jacked up grill!
I'm gonna get one jacked up grill if I can't get a ticket to the Pistons-Suns game.
That sucka must have one jacked up grill to be hitting up that hoe.
I GOT A JACKED UP A GRILL!!! (used to break awkward silence)
My grill's been getting jacked up lately cause you aint been home.

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Cold Grilled Cheese

The condition of a girl's vagina after a long night of raw dawg sex. When you go for some "dessert for breakfast" and the lips are all stuck together like a cold grilled cheese.

"Man I had to reheat that Cold Grilled Cheese this morning after I creampied it twice last night.

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