Half-Porra

Half-Porras use the Afrikaans word ‘poes’ a lot. They’re not afraid to use their fists. Their favourite drink is whiskey.

You wouldn’t want to mess with Natalie, that thing is Half-Porra!

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half swording

The act of grabbing the blade of a sword, usually a long sword, in close quarters combat. Seen a lot in the movie Ironclad. Since a broad or long sword is not made to be razor sharp, pinching the blade a specific way allows you grab the blade without cutting your hand. It is also used as a way to disarm an oppenent who is not expecting you to gsrab their sword or has just been wounded.

Hey do you see that guy half swording at the renaissance festival?

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half-ski

a unfinished beer that has half the beer in it

half-skis are for pussys, strictly done-skis

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Half-Eye

When an individual becomes so drunk the night before that the next day they can only open their eyes half way. For the more seasoned partiers: quarter-eye.

OMG!!! WTF!? HOW COULD THIS BE?! OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!! God damnitttttttt. I got so fucking hammered last night that I have a serious case of half-eye. My Chemistry final is gonna be brutal.

I got so drunk last weekend that I woke up with one-eye... and the eye that was still open had quarter-eye

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Half man

A man who is one of the following depending on the person.

Small
Stupid
Feminine

Weak
Inferior

"Get out of my way half man."
"If you were not half a man you would have gotten at least a number from her."
"You are a half man, grow the other half before talking to me again."
"You are a half man too and Tyrion would still drink you under the table."

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half job

A half of a hand job. Usually happens when the girl realizes half way through that she doesn't want anything to do with your disgusting penis, so she goes home instead. Often the male at the wrong end of this technique will come up with excuses in order for his friends to not look down on him, such as "when you have a chick squeezing on your dick it's not pleasurable."

Poor Adam, only able to get a half job.

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half-cocked

Ajective decsribing behavior. Usually implies that the behavior was impulsive, done without considering the consequences.

After Sarah insulted Jimmy he went off half-cocked about her haircut.

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