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A little High School tucked away in an obscure corner of Fort Wayne, Indiana. Noted for it's population of dumb preppy bitches, wanabe Gangstahs, faux intellectuals, rampant drug use, extreme cliquiness, hicks, assbackwardasfuck administration, draconian rules, and general aura of bullshit no one really cares about.
Carroll kid: I go to Carroll High School.
Kid from some other school: Oh shit... I'm sorry dude.
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a school in Westchester, NY, which is 98% stuck up white kids. There are quite a few groups, which include:
The football team
The other sports (not football)
Smart antisocial kids
Ghetto kids
Wannabe ghetto kids
Theater nerds
Speds
Emo kids and LGBT kids
and much more. The school has no working technology, 3/4 of the teachers have a stick up their ass, and the amount of juuls that have been confiscated are more than any school in the county. It's a fucking mess, but #eaglenation am i right?
*sees kid trying to shove a juul up their ass in class*
"Yep, I'm definitely in Eastchester High School"
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A school in Chelsea, Al that is made up of about 80% rich white kids, 10% black people, and 10% backwoods hicks that somehow got zoned into the school system. Chelsea High School is known for having the best weed out of any school in the Birmingham Metro
Chelsea High School is the place to be if you wanna get stoned before class.
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The closest you can get to fucking while wearing clothes.
Supposedly wholesome school-sponsored events usually featuring a "DJ" who does little more than play unedited Top 40 songs . Parents fuss over their "Little men" or "Young ladies", taking an interest in snapping photos and pretending like this year's Homecoming will include intelligent discussion and sophisticated dancing. In reality, this could not be further from the truth.
Even the most heavily chaperoned of high school dances degenerate into grind fests and other acts of douchebaggery including but not limited to; lesbian grind trains, grinding, mosh pits, premature ejaculation, awkward not-dancing, oral sex, condom inflating, drug usage, and abuse of the mechanic "sloppy seconds". Just about anything is possible during one of these "dances" except for cultured, legit dancing.
High school dances occur on a dance floor or, more colloquially, a "grind floor". These floors range from appropriately sized to "holy shit, it's hot in here and I can't move". The more extroverted and/or horny students congregate in the center while those who are more conservative in nature and/or antisocial will flock to the outer ring.
Those enthusiastic for the dance will book appointments in order to become more attractive. Others may simply shower and throw on their suit from band or another prior engagement that required formal attire. It is entirely possible to pick up a date the night of the dance.
A student before a High School Dance
"I don't know why my mom makes a such big deal about this, me and Katie are just going to fuck in expensive clothes."
Or in the words of television program The Hard Times of RJ Berger
"The school dance is a scorgy!" Miles
"A scorgy?" RJ
"A school sponsored orgy!" Miles
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a jail in louisiana full of fake people and hoes, fuckboy, and people who get arrested for stupid shit. where the teachers are pieces of shit and favorites kids.
Central high school is a fucking place of hell
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All the bitches that go here lost there virginity by the age of 13. They all fuck in the all gender bathroom. They come higher then the damn grades. They are always fights over the stupidest reason. All the girls do there edges in school yet they just do it to look cute to suck dick. All the white girls think they are ghetto asf.
Cooper High School is ghetto asf
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Glastonbury high school is a public high school for grades 9-12 that is predominately full of kids sheltered within the Caucasian , Christian, and rich Glastonbury bubble.
It's students come from very diversified backgrounds (some consider themselves to be upper middle class others consider themselves to be upper class).
The dress code at GHS is sporadically enforced and outfits worn by students scream "I payed way to much for this."
Despite Glastonbury's enormous white and rich population the lunches are comparable to prison food. With Grade D beef, watered down dressings, pathetic bagels (which apparently meet state standards: the standard probably being the bagel must have a hole in the middle), whole grain poptarts (now that's just wrong) and an abundance of bruised apples and prepackaged carrots (courtesy of our precious First Lady) the school cafeteria aims to nauseate.
To be sure Glastonbury is the last safe haven for the classic American (white) family.
Oh you're white, snotty, and rich you must go to Glastonbury High School
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