Design arseholes.
"Look at that hipster, he's such a design arsehole."
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hipster: buys shirt from urban outfitters
person: where did you get that shirt?
hipster: it's vintage.
see: urban outfitters
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A group of obnoxious, uneducated people who reject the social norm to an unnecessary degree. Their only goal in life is to be "different". Coincidentally, they're all the same. Most hipsters are annoying, greasy, trashy, and poor. They obsess over a style, meme, band, etc. until everyone else likes it. Once everyone else likes it, they make a big deal about how everyone is copying them and they claim to not like the style, meme, band, etc. anymore.
I'm a hipster. Who needs clothes? Everyone wears clothes, I wanna be different.
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Hipsters tend to wear thick-rimmed glasses, like non Top Chart music and beards.
Maddi Duncan is a total hipster, have you seen her glasses and boyfriend?
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An introverted, often liberal, artistic indie and alternative music lover. Hipsters often know of bands and musicians well before their peers.A person who keeps to themselves but has their own opinions, a person who has an artistic eye, a person who is overall unique human being.And real hipsters NEVER admit they are.
Hipster- have you heard of the band _____
Average Joe- no! They sound weird ew
6 months later...
Average Joe- OMG have you heard _____ ?they're so cool I like discovered them!
Hipster- foolish little mainstreamer.
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You've probably never heard of them.
Examples are too mainstream for a hipster.
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Scientists have researched the case and discovered that they had emerged from a pile of horse faeces in the depths of filth in every country. Complete and utter waste matter, bacteria, water, all discharged from the bowel and finally through the anus, the Hipster was born. And through time, the compulsion and poison of pop culture had fed it, and it grew a long, grimy blonde mane with pink or purple tips, revoltingly thin bone limbs, a pea-sized brain and buckets full of money to sustain it with necessities: Vans, studded high-waist shorts, revealing tops, coke cans, $1000 cameras, Apple products, and many more.
These creatures can be found in shopping centres or malls. However, their natural habitat exists on the internet. It is a forest, filled with vibrant, colourful, and hideous pictures. It truly is a strange place. It's called, "Tumblr". Here, the Hipster is free the roam the mountains of sentimental and what they think to be truly inspiring quotes, more often from novels that they have never cared to read (if they know how to read, that it is). It is also a place where they thrive in giving personal βadviceβ to helpless 80 year old anonymousβ, or they simply send messages to themselves, such as: βYour beautiful babeβ. Hipsters are creatures of vanity and conceited values, they tend to fish for compliments, and if those needs are not met, then they have a tendency to feed themselves that extra boost of arrogance.
Hipster: "I know how it feelz to creys wen u don want two."
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