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A Jesushead's dinosaur since they actually think dinosaurs existed in Jesus' time despite mountains of evidence and fossil records to the contrary. These young earth creationists also think God created the universe 6000 years ago and put Man and Jesus Horses on the Earth to coexist
non-jesushead: Yo let's go hit up the Raptors game
jesushead: You mean the Toronto Jesus Horses?
non-jesushead: I hate you
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a person or team that is no likely to win but may do so anyway
A dark horse like that could have dealt a major blow to your credibility.
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A reacharound where the giver's hand is positioned thumb down.
While being fucked in the ass, I'd rather my partner was Washing the Horse as opposed to a normal reacharound.
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Horse cock, is a term given to a meat (baloney for example), when its ingredients aren't fully known, or are suspect.
"would you like a sandwich?"
"Yes please, real meat only, omit the Horse cock."
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The male equivalent of the female Camel Toes (i.e. when a man wears the crotch of his pants so high and/or tight that the seam splits, strangles and displays his genitals)
Eww, that guy is rocking those pants so tight he's got a raging case of horse knuckles.
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one who feels hes has the biggest fucking dick this side of the equator. commonly refers to his huge feet, leading you to try and believe that he has a large penis. when in reality hes probably smaller than your 2 year old brother soft on a cold day.
"look at that horse jacob trying to pimp the ladies into believing his penis is huge."
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For use when something doesnt go your way...
She had sex with that guy?... That's a bunch of horse pussy
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