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Something you often wear on your T-shirt when next to a sibling in a family photo.
Dad: Son, why does your shirt say "I'm with stupid"?
Son: Because I am with my brother!
Dad: You're adopted
I way to say that you have a huge dick.
Because Moby Dick was a whale and whales are huge and so is your dick.
Do you have a big dick?
I'm moby.
Better way of saying "I'm pooped."
Shat, normally the past tense of shit, may also be used in this way as an adjective to describe a general state of tiredness or being wasted.
Man, today was such a long day, I'm shat.
Track practice all week has got me feeling shat.
Yo, I saw you at the party, you looked straight shat!
when you laugh,cry and wanna die all in the same moment. some call it a disorder but i call it yolo. you use "im ceying" when you see something really funny but you don't know whether to cry from laughing or cry from life problems.
someone : *sends a meme of ant-man going up thanos' ass*
me : "I'M CEYING AHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
Whenever asked or made fun of for your dry spell, rebut with "Hey man, I'm chargin'"
Etymology: McGill, Montreal, Canada. As a defense to a charge by two roommates about of a lack of virility/action.
Guy 1: "Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months, bro."
Guy 2: "Whatever man,I'm chargin'"
Guy 1: "snap."
Last night I when to get ice-cream and when I ordered I asked for two instead of one, than I killed 3 kids in a drunk rage
I want to murder my family, I'm terrible
"I'm soft" may refer to these definitions:
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".
Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.
Or:
Soft pp.
"My friends at school say I'm soft.. is that a bad thing?"
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."