I am like rubber, you are like glue

“I am like rubber, you are like glue. Whatever you say to me, bounces off and sticks to you.”

Commonly used by children, but was originally a hex. Bouncing negativity off of you, back onto the sender.

“You’re going to be the fattiest ugliest loser!”
“I am like rubber, you are like glue. Whatever you say to me, bounces off and sticks to you!”

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I don’t like Syakirah Kimmie and Chef CK

I don’t like Syakirah Kimmie and Chef CK

I don’t like Syakirah Kimmie and Chef CK

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I more than like you

A cop out for saying "I love you".

I more than like you Sharon, I love you.

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I More Than Like you

A less aggressive way to say, "I love you."
Kind of leading up to love. Like on your way from "like" to "love."

Me: I really like you.
Dave: I MORE than like you.
Me: I love you.
Dave: Yeah, I love you too.

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I already got like five

If someone makes you an offer and you wish to decline say this.

Hey! you want a million dollars?
--Uh. That's okay. I already got like five.

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i love you like a brother

The single most insulting phrase you can hear from a girl. Meaning that you have no chance of ever getting any from them.

Girl: "I love you like a brother"
Boy: "wtf! stfu."

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It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.

Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.