ice the cake

to masturbate, quite literally to cum. HELL YES VANILLA.

"Hi you thing!"
"Whut?"
"I GOT SHARK FINS. Where's Daeshon at?"
"Oh, probably trying to ice the cake."
"Dammit."

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natty ice

natural beer "natty ice" is a cheap and bad quality alchoholic beverage most likely bought by college students "laxbros" who dont have money to buy decent beer

I’ve started pissing blood from drinking to many Natty ice's but it’s cool cause it’s another way to relate to bitches so they think I’m sensitive and shit.

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Ice Princess

An Ice Princess is a woman who is hot and passionate, but is very particular about who she gives it to. Not just anybody. Cold as ice on the outside, but with the right man, a hot nympho on the inside.

An Ice Princess? Ha! Good luck with that, bro. Very few have succeeded.

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matty ice

hottest taco around. he's so cool and chill. Also know as Daddy ice.

Actually got a picture of matty ice today on the bus. <3

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Chewing on Ice

When one falls, gets hurt, or tries to attempt an action and fails miserably

Guy 1: "What'd you think of the exam?"
Guy 2: "It sucked, I was chewing on ice the whole time!"

Or

Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that guy fall off his bike?"
Guy 2: "Yea, he chewed ice!"

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ice janitor

One who participates in the sport of curling. This lame winter sport involves players using brooms to scrub the ice in front of sliding lead weights.

Eh, Bobby is such an ice janitor, he plays curling all the time in the winter.

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ice spice

Some hot ass girl you thought I was feeling you nah that n*gga a much he eat It for breakfast he ate it for lunch I am a baddie I get what I want

Ice spice is fine

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