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Best fucking couple ever. They are the cutest shit ever. But they are weird.
Megan and Ian are so fun to hang out with.
when your girl does a 180 degree backflip straight onto your dick
Bro, my dick hurts after she hit me with the nasty Ian last night!
A man that can be referred to as the greatest child since the invention of children
"My son, Ian Hanchett, the greatest child since the invention of children, moved to Washington D.C."
A very well known person named Ian in Alaska is actually gay
Ian is gay.
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To shave the pubes above the penis bald, but leaving all pubes on the balls untouched, giving one's package the appearance of Scott Ian, singer of Anthrax.
"Now when I fuck a girl, it looks like Scott Ian is head butting a vagina!"
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When a girl hocks up a loogie and uses the mucus as lubricant to give a dude a hand job. Named this way in honor of the British writer who created James Bond, Ian Fleming. ( No other relation to the sexual act other than his last name sounds like phlegm. )
Sally had a cold and felt like shit, so instead of getting too wild and crazy with Tod, she just coughed in her hand and gave him an Ian Phlegming.
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Going to fuck Ian's mom
Never mind, line was too long
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