Pari💠

Pari💠 is a nice, shy girl. She puts herself out there, going above and beyond in things she does. It would be extremely uncommon to find someone who dislikes Pari💠 everyone loves her.

PARI💠 is such a SWEETHEART

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Guys in Paris

These Guys went to Paris, and made a song that goes hard.

Who are the guys in Paris

Paris Hiltoning

"When a girl is "sucking your dick" and spends more time holding it and staring, licking the shaft, and generally pussyfooting around actually putting my cock in her mouth and moving her mouth back and forth."

quote by :u/SomalianRoadBuilder
term by : u/marktx

Guy 1: Dude I got a blowjob last night!
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Honestly, bad. All she did was lick the shaft and she didn't even suck it!
Guy 2: Sorry man, you didn't get a blow job, she was just Paris Hiltoning.

Paris Davies

a very strong, dominant, and amazing girl. will make you laugh because she is absolutely hilarious. i would do anything for her and i mean anything. I would even die for this amazing girl.

Hi, Paris Davies... I love you

going to paris

When two men take a skank and enter her in both the vagina and asshole at the same time, while all three are standing. They than high-five with both hands over her head, thus making the "Eiffel Tower" a popular Paris landmark.

hey jack, i wonder if that girl has ever been to Paris?

Hey (skank), have you ever been to Paris?

Let's 'Eiffel tower' this (tramp).

I would have finished my homework ma'am, but i was too busy 'going to Paris'.

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Mary pary

American Apparel, the store

Let's go buy some clothes at mary pary!

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Pulling a Paris

Loudly demeaning a certain minority of people only to discover that said minority is within earshot and looking offended.

Pulling a Paris:
Tony and Timmy are walking in walmart, and talking about how much old people suck ass.
"Damn, i fucking hate old people!" said Tony.
"Yeah! I know!!! They're so retarded!" said Timmy.
*Both act out a retarded old person trying to do a simple task and miserably failing. Both stop and realize that they are not alone in acting like old retarded people*
"Oh damn... look at all these old retarded people staring at us man!" said Tony.
"Hmm... we totally just pulled a Paris!" said Timmy, "Maybe they didn't hear us... hahah no they heard us. They can still hear us. Okay shutting up now."
GOOD THING THEY WERE BOTH HIGH!!?!
=D

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