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A moist and often times brown streak left on the sheets following an extended porn session in bed.
After work today it was rather muggy. So after I completed my daily porn session with my laptop, I noticed a really rank porn ass sheet streak on my bed that smelled like old man. I am hoping it will come out in the wash.
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The art of jacking it onto a desk, so there is easy cleanup afterwards. Saves the need for a cleanup crew.
I thought I had run low on jonnies. But truns out one sheet does plenty.
The act of cumming on a blue bed sheet, blanket, etc.
Guy: Shit, I just put clouds on blue sheets, my moms gonna fuck me in the ass now
Used to describe a person that rants about white privilege yet only dates/marries white people.
Person 1: Did you see Mindy's Facebook post about deconstructing whiteness? Doesn't she only date white guys?
Person 2: Yeah she's MLK in the streets, KKK in the sheets
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Puking on your buddy's back in a Tampa hotel room after a night of drinking, usually as a result of the Pat and Ron finisher.
"Who gave me the Tampa Bay Sheet Steamer last night?"
"Couldn't have been me, I didn't have the mashed potatoes yesterday."
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to cum on the sheet ; to fuck ; to engage in sexual intercourse
Baby , im going to turn your sheets white!
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1. the act of playing with one's self
"Mr. Frey missed school today because he was hitch hikin' under the sheets."
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