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Self care is an umbrella term that Twitter/Tumblr SJWs use to excuse their poor financial decisions. Why spend money on things like rent/bills when you can buy coloring books from Whole Foods?
I’m six months behind on rent, my phone got shut off and my cars getting repo’d. I’m going to a $400 spa though because self care.
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To add a "Like" to one of your own posts on Facebook, Youtube or similar. Only people with a superior godlike self-esteem can pull this off without feeling embarassed.
A: Hey, Dave just self-liked his post. What a loser!
B: Nah, you are a loser. He's just bad-ass and doesn't give shit about what you think.
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Masturbation aka stress relief for christian folk
"Where's Susan? This Monopoly game isn't gonna play by itself"
"Ummmm, I think she went to the bathroom for a little self worship"
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A self-inflicted Sweltie often used in email by way of a cc or bcc to oneself.
I gave Mango so much shit about his Mass Hickies and Swelties that I told him to take his own medicine and cc himself to see how it feels. After giving himself a Self Sweltie, Mango reported that his self-inflicted welt felt like he’d been scrubbing his ass with sandpaper for a week. He immediately ran to the drug store for an ice pack and some salve.
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In Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, the highest need. This is the need to achieve one’s full potential
Last night, after fucking my girlfriend and realizing how far I’ve come from my incel days, I realized that I achieved self-actualization.
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Someone who enjoys a little personal treat
Martin spent most of the day self treating
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When your name is Emily and you'd like to set yourself on fire.
Emily is totally in a state of self-emmolation right now.
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