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The raging stiffy that one gets at Christmas time, because of all the presents and holiday cheer.
Many people do not take down their christmas trees until after the new year, because they have some leftover Christmas Boner.
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A horrible disease in which the infected individual constantly listens to Christmas music and looks at decorating ideas for hours on end. This disease is irreversable and incurable. The disease's side effects show on average around July or August. Side effect times may vary depending on person. Brisk weather is something they always think about, and hide the peppermint candy, or else it may be too late.
P1: "Hey, have you seen ___?"
P2: "They're busy in their room listening to Bing Crosby's Christmas album and looking at decorating tips on Pinterest. I wouldn't go in there if I were you."
P1: "Oh god... It's gotten worse!? I need to go in there-"
P2: "No!! That Christmas Fever is highly infectious! Do you want to be like them?!"
P1: "I need to save them!" *runs to P3's room*
P3: "it's beginning to look a lot like christmaaaaas..."
P2: "No!! Wait!! *follows and stops in doorway*
P1: "Eeeeeverywhere you goooo..."
P2: "Not you too!!! NOOOO!!"
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A lingering fart - one with substance.
Man, that elevator smells like ass! I think Jim left a Christmas biscuit in there.
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New motorcycle riding appearal received during or shortly after Christmas. Easily recognised by its clean, unused appearance at the track or OHV park.
Look at all these camp riding spodes sittng around not wanting to dirty their Christmas gear.
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The most expensive item in the popular online role playing game, "Runescape" by Jagex LTD.
What they were used for was back in 2001 when they were released, players could "pull" these to get a much sought after "party hat." Since most players pulled them there are only a few left in the game still in cracker form. This explains the very high price of them. They are currently 800,000,000 (eight hundred million)-1,000,000,000 (one billion) runescape coins.
player 1: wow d00d look at my part hat!
player 2:nice but i got a Christmas cracker so there!
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Having motivation to get work done, but then drinking Christmas Ale and not doing any of it.
I was going to write my paper, but I ended up getting Christmas ale'd.
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The strange few days between Christmas Day and New Year when no one quite knows what to do.
"What are you doing over the Christmas Gooch?"
"I don't know, probably eating leftover turkey and finishing off the Christmas beer."
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