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An ELA teacher is a woman who has been divorced from their husband and likes to scream at kid for a living because she has nothing better to do with her life.
"My ELA Teacher was hitting a kid with her ruler."
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The telltale, semi-permanent inkstains found on the fingers of teachers who clean thier whiteboards or overhead projectors by licking thier fingers and wiping away the mistakes.
Nicole couldn't stop staring at Mr. Markey's blackish-blue teacher finger during chem class.
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An English teacher is a teacher who overly exaggerates everything by saying a red table is angry and the blue chair is sad. They also have favourites which is obvious. If they ask to describe a red table, they will automatically say that it is angry or mad. It is not angry or mad. It is just a table.
You might say: are you sad like a blue chair?
Them: no. don't be an English teacher
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fucking idiots trying to teach you a different language that you're never gonna use.
The Spanish Teacher is stupid.
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God; Jesus's Homeboy; Can beat Chuck Norris in a staring contest; Knows his real name; has never lost The Game.
Stephen Gerard Robert Jackson Clark is the best Drama Teacher.
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worst fucking teacher ever. gives you F's for no reason
Cameron : the english teacher just gave me extra homework for breathing
Rick : same
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