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My rabbit was sick so I took it to the vet who quoted me thousands so I introduced it to the Italian vet
The act of aggressively comping a meal for a patron complaining about the quality of food, typically involves recovery of the food, assault with a rolling pin, and humiliation involving sauce or dressing
Ben: "oh, that guy at table 7 is complaining about the burger "
BR: "if he gets any louder, Dante is going to give him an Italian refund"
Dante: "ok Eric, you don't have to finish it then <pulls burger from his mouth, strikes him over the head with a rolling pin, pours bucket of ranch on him> No charge!"
The forceful expulsion of fluids and/or solids from either mouth or ass.
My stomach was so bad, I was crapping like an Italian Fountain!
The act of taking one's penis and wrapping it around his own wrist, to where the head is tucked back out of sight. In doing so, you have the fashionable appearance of a fleshy watch band. Perhaps it should be called the Italian bracelet, but it is more of a counter to the Irish wristwatch.
Once again, Jeff texted me a picture of his Italian wristwatch. It is right on time every Monday morning
a type of bum some Italian girls have. Its small but round and perky and is probably on a skinny girl or a short girl. These are common to northern Italians.
“That girls rlly skinny” “yeh but look at that italian batty”
When you are having sex and when you about to bust, you shove a cork in your dickhole so you don't nut
Man my dick hurts from last night when me and my girl did the Italian cork
The action of eating someone out, like if they are eating pasta.
Slut 1: Yo, I heard that Marco was doing the Italian on you.
Slut 2: Yeah, it was amazing he ate me like pasta.